In response to an FT article by Stefan Wagstyl on 16th July 2015, entitled 'Germany’s Wolfgang Schäuble puts Grexit back on the agenda'
An open air theatre, somewhere in Europe:
Alexis: I hate this deal...but I have to pretend I'm prepared to make it work...I hope they'll take the hint and force me out
Wolfgang: I hate this deal...but I have to pretend I'm prepared to make it work...I hope they'll take the hint and ask to leave
A 5 year old in the crowd, puzzled at the sight of Alexis and Wolfgang prancing around in the nude: Mummy, why are those two men naked? Are they getting married?
Mummy: No darling they want to get divorced, but it's difficult for them
5 Year old: Why is it difficult mummy?
Mummy: Neither of them want the crowd to think it's their fault
5 Year old: Tell them to get divorced mummy...I'm bored with this...can we have an ice cream now?