Following yesterday’s sage and forthright actions from our colleagues in Tokyo and New York, the Central Banking Gazette would like to interrupt this blog to bring you details of our latest range of new and used policy vehicles:
You can now buy the new Nippon QQE with curve control, no reverse gear, and latest climate friendly ‘hot air’ fuel system. Grab your chance to guarantee decades of interest free driving, or trade it in next month for more than you paid for it. Get it now while suckers last.
Oldsmobile Fedster – QE+, ZIRP+, BTFD, 4.4 trillion miles, 3 careful owners, current owner looking to trade down before Xmas, possibly early retirement in January. Yellow inside and out. Must be seen to be believed.
Interest free credit, an all expenses paid weekend in the Hamptons, and five new Wells Fargo credit cards are available with each vehicle sold before November 8th.
Each new owner will be entered into a prize draw – the winner will be flown from New York to the Hamptons in a helicopter piloted by none other than ‘Blackhawk’ Ben Bernanke. Three runners up will each receive an autographed copy of the sequel to ‘The courage to act’ – NYT bestseller ‘The nerve to show my face in public’.
Thank you for your attention.
Rocky - Supervisor, CBG Classified Ads