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"Who controls the food supply controls the people; who controls the energy can control whole continents; who controls money can control the world" - Henry Kissinger

and yet...

"Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences" – Robert Louis Stevenson

Trump's agenda - barber reveals all

In an exclusive interview with Private Ear, President Trump’s hairstylist has revealed that the President’s policy agenda is coded into his hair. Under conditions of anonymity he told the Ear:

“The growth at the back is desperately trying to get to the front. The fluff at the front is puffed up to make it look more substantial than it is. The stuff on the right moves to the left and the stuff on the left moves to the right to hide the fact that there is nothing in the middle”

“It’s all coated with grease to hold it in place but a good gust of wind could blow it apart, revealing the barren nature of what lies underneath” 

A long time confidante of the Donald, his ex-stylist has lost faith in the President’s sincerity following his recent policy reversals, and intends to leave the country. A fan of the left in general and Tony Blair in particular, he has bought an airline ticket to Venezuela. When the Ear asked him about that, he replied “things can only get better in Venezuela”

The shadow hanging over central bank control

Dr Postol's assessment of White House Intelligence on Nerve Gas Attack